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Fans of Both Football and ‘Rick and Morty’ Declare George Kittle King of Froopyland
The star 49ers tight end is the spitting image of a certain incestual despot
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0 The ‘SNL’ Cameos You Never Saw Coming
Sometimes Barbra Streisand pops by, no big whoop
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- By Matt Solomon
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Daniel Tosh on Cancel Culture: ‘It’s Great. Cancel People’
‘I’ve had backlash, and I deserve it’
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Funniest Quotes From the Staff of Springfield Elementary
The best public school punchlines in ‘Simpsons’ history as chosen by the fans
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Matt Rife Tells Six-Year-Old Critic There’s No Santa Claus
That’ll show ya, punk!
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- By Matt Solomon
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Quiz: Iconic Brands That Started Out in a Totally Different Industry
If at first you don't succeed... vertically integrate
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- By Jesse
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The 23 Funniest Comedy Sketches of 2023
The year’s finest and funniest from ‘SNL,’ ‘A Black Lady Sketch Show’ and ‘I Think You Should Leave’
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- By Matt Solomon
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31 of the Weirdest Things Parents Caught Their Kids Doing
Two words: pee hat
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- By Ian Garner
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The 10 Comedy Voices That Mattered Most in 2023
No one said you had to be a comic to create year-altering comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Folklore Characters Created By Corporations
Bad news about your favorite reindeer
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- By Eli Yudin
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32 Paranormal Facts That Will Sit on Your Chest As You Lay Paralyzed Halfway Between Dreamland and the Waking World
Do you hate sleep and love cold sweats? Then have we got the list for you!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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33 of the Most Insane Things Clients Have Ever Demanded
‘Make animation less gay’
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- By Ian Garner
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27 Golden Brown Bits of Trivia That Started Life as a Fact-Packed Pink Sludge But Were Deep Fried to Perfection
Gather ‘round, little facts. One at a time!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Tonight’s ‘Rick and Morty’ Told Us What We Already Knew — In This Show, Death Is Merely A Math Problem
Mortality itself is in mortal peril as the Laser Pope is foiled by ‘Operation Phoenix’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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28 ‘SNL’ Bits That Never Saw the Light of Day
We wish we could have seen some of these — the operative word being ‘some’
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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24 Bizarre Facts About the Horrors and Heroics of Pro Sports
Not all records are good records
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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32 Top Secret Easter Eggs We’re Ready to Blow the Lid Off Of
These secretive nuggets have been under wraps long enough!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
It’s like makers of kids’ pop culture were having a competition to traumatize us
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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30 Fun and Weird Science Facts That Made Us a Little Smarter
She blinded me with science!
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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4 ‘Simpsons’ Jokes That Came True in 2023
This is the year that we all became Springfieldians
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- By JM McNab
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Stavros Halkias Gently Pokes Holes in Joe Rogan’s Dumbest Immigrant Take Yet
Rogan is getting flamed by his fans for failing to realize that only citizens are allowed to vote
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Sesame Street’ Meets ‘The Sopranos’ Is Simultaneously for No One and Everyone
Ernie Moltisanti makes us question the nature of entertainment
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- By Keegan Kelly
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