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5 Ways Lefties Have The Upper Hand
Good luck finding scissors, but there's some upside here.
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12 Design Details and Engineering Marvels Hiding in Plain Sight
In Bermuda, the roofs are specifically designed to collect rainwater.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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The Instagram Account Dedicated to Larry David Fan Art
On @larryfuckingdavid, the ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ creator is no misanthrope, just a muse
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‘Child Actor. Crack Cocaine. Why?’ Natasha Lyonne Recalls Weird Questions Barbara Walters and Others Have Asked Her
The ‘Russian Doll’ star and showrunner participated in a roundtable where she discussed the strange things people feel comfortable saying to her
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12 Deeply Strange Branded Products (That, Somehow, Are Real)
In 2007, you could buy a Beyoncé-branded B-phone.
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Jay Leno Reminisces About Hugh Grant's ‘Effed Up’ Hookergate
Leno told Chris Wallace what was on his mind when he asked Hugh Grant, ‘What the hell were you thinking?’
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18 Tweets from the A24 Parody Account That Definitely Seem Real
We want to believe that even A24 doesn’t know why ‘The Idol’ was made
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Chris Rock ‘Fans’ Now Peeping from His Fire Escape
This is the ‘Rear Window’ reboot no one asked for
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‘F*ck You and Suck My D*ck!’ Pete Davidson Leaves PETA Executive A Profanity-Laden Voicemail
Davidson left an explicit message for the executive who called him out in ‘TMZ’
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23 Characters Who Despise Each Other So Much, You Have To Drink The Haterade
These fiery on-screen feuds made for quality television
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Alfonso Ribeiro’s ‘Carlton Dance’ Was Inspired By Eddie Murphy and Courteney Cox
Murphy’s ‘White Man Dance’ and Cox’s regular dance had a lovechild that changed Ribeiro’s life
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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‘South Park’: Chef Songs Ranked By How Appropriate They Are for Children
Is all that educational crooning really as filthy as it seems?
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- By Steve Q
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13 of the Best Jokes and Moments from Sandra Bernhard on Her 68th Birthday
Today, we’re all receiving Bernhard’s gift for comedy
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5 Times Old-School Spycraft Sounded Like Straight-Up Looney Tunes
We’ll stop using fake animal poop when it stops WORKING
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Machines That Rose Up Against Humans
No popcorn machine should have a body count this high
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- By Ryan Menezes
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12 Ridiculous-Sounding Scientific Names That Are 100% Real
Spaghettification is a real term in astrophysics.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘BoJack Horseman’
Todd used to look a lot different
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The ‘New York Times’ Has No Idea What ‘Cringe Comedy’ Is
Two articles about ‘cringe comedians’ from this past weekend show that the ‘Times’ can’t decide what ‘cringe’ means
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Jerks Who Blessedly Broadcast Their Rock Bottom
Did they think we wanted to see ALL aspects of their lives?
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Here’s the Jerry Seinfeld Impression Jerry Seinfeld Himself Approves Of
Pete Holmes has been hitting the stage as New Material Seinfeld
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Ashton Kutcher Launches World Tour for Matt Rife, Who Is Basically TikTok’s Ashton Kutcher
Kutcher co-signed on the next handsome-yet-humorous superstar’s world tour in a promotional sketch released this morning
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That Time Richard Pryor Flame-Broiled Burger King for Unethical Animal Treatment
The vegetarian comic changed your Triple Whopper forever
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